sirlorence:

severalowls:

severalowls:

I think the worst possible outcome of tumblr getting popular again would be twitter types registering complaints about being told to get devoured by swarms of ravenous bees over their lame opinions, and staff feeling an obligation to ban threats of violence or whatever.

In case this ever happens I want to wish anybody who would support that a very happy falling into an orchestra pit and being pulled apart like brisket on the relentless bows of a highly focused string section.

harlequin-wheels:

they fucking killed him

hellertears:

ace attorney where everything is the same except wright and edgeworth wear wedding rings and no one ever addresses it

surprisearson:

Yeah having to fight Zagreus would be funny as fuck but hear me out what if you have to do the mortifying ordeal of accepting a boon from him. The divine equivalent of having to ask your older sibling for their car

sarahssideblog:

I wonder if I’m the first person to do something for this. I doubt it. But you can tell me this audio ISNT ace attorney

memewhore:

erazonpo3:

the gang’s all here

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

I mean Elon Musk has of course now cancelled the blue checkmark bullshit so no more Twitter fun with verified accounts, but shout out to my personal fave of someone pretending to be Gamefreak and tweeting “Gen 8 was bad because we wanted to accurately portray living in the UK”

patchworkxs:

al3xand:

giratina-and-the-skys-bouquet:

patchworkxs:

is this seat taken

where giratina

He’s the therapist

he sure is

glittergoats:

suncrat:

Au where before the Team Star bosses do their community service at the STCs, Clavell has them do internships with Gym Leaders

Penny was going to intern with Geeta herself, but Geeta had to go away for some urgent League business, so Penny was left with- you guessed it- Larry (Larry accepted the change of plans without question because at this point he’s just used to having random jobs sprung on him).